Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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