my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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