the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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