I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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