I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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