Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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