I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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