His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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