I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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