Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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