i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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