That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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