it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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