i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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