Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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