The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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