it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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