i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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