I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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