I wanna bring you to show and tell
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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