No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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