im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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