you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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