I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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