Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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