it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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