Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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