trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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