grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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