his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The best revenge is premature balding
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
In other news, I just burned my penis
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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