I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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