Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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