Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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