Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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