69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize