Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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