We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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