You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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