redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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