I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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