Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I am available for nakedness
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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