There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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