quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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