week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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