Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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