Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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