Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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Drunk is not a location!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize