Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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