I got chris browned last night
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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