Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
well you can't waste a boner
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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