my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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